Entitlement

I have a new plan in life. This is based on all the posts I've been seeing on Google+ and Facebook along with the news stories.

My new plan:
I am going to go out and buy a $1,000,000 house. I don't know how I will be able to afford it, but I think I can sweet talk my way into the loan.

I am then going to go back to school, take a $120,000 student loan to pay for it. Harvard and Yale are looking pretty good now. I'm not sure what I'm going to study yet, maybe Liberal Arts.

Then I plan on buying a nice Chrysler 300 (looks pretty sweet). Of course, this will be a loan also.

My reasoning will be this:

The government bailed out the banks so they should bail me out for a loan I clearly could not afford.

The government bailed out Chrysler, so I should not have to repay the loan that I took out for a car I clearly could not afford.

The government can forgive all student debt, so I should not have to pay back that loan.

That's OK though, because the next goal I will have is to go to all these "Occupy (insert city name here)" protests and just complain about how my life sucks and it's the governments fault.

Of course, I won't offer solutions on how to fix anything. I just want the government to pay off my house loan and my student loan. After all, I am entitled to it, aren't I?????